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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1829
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About A_Wolfe : Today, I don't really know what to say. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML


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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Thalassophobic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML


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On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML


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On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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