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About A_Weasley_Child : I'm Anna! I'm 19 Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, cats and marvel. I love GTA. College Student. Bands my baby, Jezebel Kaitlain 10/13/11
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Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
Friday 28 August 2015