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A_Matt

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1197884) - you deserved it (126917)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (801507) - you deserved it (83553)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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