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ATSViper

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ATSViper

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ATSViperATSViper
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1942
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ATSViper : I get bored and go on FML to look for a good laugh...Feel free to msg me... : )

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ATSViper's favorite FMLs

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36546) - you deserved it (4819)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31685) - you deserved it (3713)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100025) - you deserved it (5447)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36724) - you deserved it (9825)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65725) - you deserved it (5192)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML

#14051291
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7043) - you deserved it (31822)

On 12/01/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14554) - you deserved it (58529)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML

#14017590
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19739) - you deserved it (19535)

On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

#14000546
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15781) - you deserved it (40851)

On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12049) - you deserved it (27694)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41419) - you deserved it (5445)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13316) - you deserved it (26190)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

#923154
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126151) - you deserved it (6975)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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