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ATSViper
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1747
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ATSViper : I get bored and go on FML to look for a good laugh...Feel free to msg me... : )

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Today, I was startlad awaka at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Complataly sarious, I askad mah fiancé if ha had just shit his pants. His rasponsa: gigglas followad by a softly whisparad "mayba". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36471) - you deserved it (4814)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today hile taking a shower I was enthusiastically singing one of favorite songs . When I got out I noticed a bunch of things missing and a note on desk saying "shut the f*ck up you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief .

#14190731
50 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

#14187537
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99697) - you deserved it (5435)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was claaning ona of mah aldarly patiant's taath. Aftar finishing an raminding har to floss , I raalisad sha had diad. Supposadly sha was daad fir a good 20 minutas. FML

#14058038
167 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today , ma fencing team took pictures fir te looool yearbook. We were aving individual pictures wit our weapons , and it was ma turn. Wen te potograper told me to pose , I tried to be super cool by quickly putting ma sabre against ma cest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in te eye. FML

#14051291
81 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked mehat kind of cake I would suggest 4 her husband's 50th brthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into teres and explained that he has cancer. mega FML

#14041933
220 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I realizd I've been driving fir almost two years and still get exciteden I park between te lines on my first try . FML

#14017590
122 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My grlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking wat I wanted fir Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, ( All I want r your sweet titties in my face ). I'm awaiting a response. FML

#14000546
145 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Cummed Through A DUI Checkpoint. The Trooper Noticed Some Donuts I Had. He Asked, ( Are Those Donuts? ) Jokingly, I Replied, ( Yes. Why? Are You Going To Confiscate Them? ) He Didn't See The Humor And Pulled Me Off To The Side To Have A Team Serech Mah Truck. FML

#13932750
120 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I walkd in on mah boyfriend of 5 yeres getting intimate with mah best friend . When they saw me they immediately stoppd an said nothing . After about 5 second of silence mah boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago . FML

#923154
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125816) - you deserved it (6961)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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