Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ATSViper

Offline (9 hours ago) | Search for a member

ATSViper

0Liked!

ATSViper
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1746
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ATSViper : I get bored and go on FML to look for a good laugh...Feel free to msg me... : )

ATSViper's page activity

Visits<b>bearstyle22</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 5:14am<b>bombielol</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 5:48am<b>Marie54321</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 2:45pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 6:42am<b>dimerneckel</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 2:19am<b>Portuguese94</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 11:05pm<b>whalehellothere</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 12:37pm<b>Tommiix</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 1:44pm<b>afkwarrior</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 6:16pm<b>sofaqueen_</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 6:25pm<b>bballer4life895</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 1:17am<b>cosicosei</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 12:49am<b>rainbow_llamas</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 2:45pm<b>gingerface81</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 10:44pm<b>allia118</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 2:10pm<b>SmokeyBear420</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 2:13am<b>f36k</b> - the 12/14/2013 at 12:45am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 12/11/2013 at 7:50pm

ATSViper's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of ATSViper's badges

ATSViper's favorite FMLs

Taday while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in mah room, mah mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready . Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy . FML

Today I gamblad on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23566) - you deserved it (15100)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop an noticd a girl that I playd netball with. I ran across the road to meet her an she ran across the car park to meet me. We huggd an lookd at each other slowly backing away as we both realisd that we didn't know each other. FML

#21083446
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46328) - you deserved it (6788)

On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today while at the gym I noticd a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment I noticd that he sniffd the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time I askd him to stop. He bent down and sniffd it without breaking eye contact.

#20996147
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47434) - you deserved it (3501)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28252)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

today I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. mega FML

#19939596
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (39675)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (8746)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (8746)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Taday ma broter put pepper spray on ma toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (3514)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (10040)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and startd to climb looool on top of him sexily . He blurtd out, ( Oh my god, you're lyk that grl from The Ring . ) FML

#17794550
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (5490)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: