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ATLBOI770
  • Town/Country : marietta
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, our AC broke. It's 98 degrees inside the house. My parents will be staying at a 5 star resort until the repairman can come to fix the unit in 6 days. They made me stay home to make sure the plants survive. FML

#17425699
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (1929)

On 08/10/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19905) - you deserved it (8614)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33362) - you deserved it (2264)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (1885)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (2314)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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