Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ASHLEYbcddd

Search for a member

ASHLEYbcddd

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3485
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ASHLEYbcddd : Hey trolls, It's Ashley:] I'm determined to get a Fml published lol. Add me on facebook:) I just made a new one: Ashleey Nicolee.
I'm friendly.. & like new people.

ASHLEYbcddd's page activity

Visits<b>constipation</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:00pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:02am<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:01pm<b>anonymous_guy32</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:17pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:27am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:41pm<b>andrew240</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Brunofk7</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 2:15am<b>Patriots21</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 7:34pm<b>I_Hug_Cats</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 1:03am<b>rallison22</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:06pm<b>ifunnyftw</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 1:11pm<b>Ahsome</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 11:35pm<b>murdok200</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 3:06am<b>WeakYoungTeen</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 11:43pm<b>chookiemhonster</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:03pm<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 10:55pm<b>klune</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 7:15pm

ASHLEYbcddd's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ASHLEYbcddd's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47181) - you deserved it (6430)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54198) - you deserved it (4433)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex any more. FML

#14748187
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (6528)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by ohyey (man) - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

#14723945
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28611) - you deserved it (5294)

On 01/26/2011 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by PLU (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML

#14451533
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32190) - you deserved it (4650)

On 01/03/2011 at 2:50pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

#14450689
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31260) - you deserved it (4689)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

#14450678
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (4582)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by klyoung5 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42075) - you deserved it (8778)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

#14330931
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27696) - you deserved it (5195)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:31am - love - by ima nerd - United States (Alabama)

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

#14003721
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (36715)

On 11/27/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by lebowski - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16646) - you deserved it (41548)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

#3932433
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55512) - you deserved it (28245)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
834 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32866) - you deserved it (309031)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19048) - you deserved it (137083)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17907) - you deserved it (83000)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Essa's illustrated FML
  • Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because we'll take any excuse to do anything. We'll endorse any national…

Friday 1 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: