Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ASHLEYbcddd

Search for a member

ASHLEYbcddd

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3013
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ASHLEYbcddd : Hey trolls, It's Ashley:] I'm determined to get a Fml published lol. Add me on facebook:) I just made a new one: Ashleey Nicolee.
I'm friendly.. & like new people.

ASHLEYbcddd's page activity

Visits<b>Ahsome</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 11:35pm<b>murdok200</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 3:06am<b>WeakYoungTeen</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 11:43pm<b>chookiemhonster</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 11:03pm<b>RedNinjaTurtle</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 10:55pm<b>klune</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 7:15pm<b>mjbev405</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 6:39pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 7:57pm<b>Aero_x</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 10:23pm<b>TheAndrewJohnson</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 12:43am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 4:18am<b>misterman89</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 6:31am<b>FitzgeraldIT</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 3:34pm<b>Corvo_Attano</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 7:00pm<b>mahluf</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 12:55am<b>Evil20071</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 1:52pm<b>haleylynneeee18</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 3:54pm<b>nickky223</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 2:14am

ASHLEYbcddd's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ASHLEYbcddd's favorite FMLs

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32198) - you deserved it (3818)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

#15196116
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13182) - you deserved it (37533)

On 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

#15193214
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10147) - you deserved it (39363)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML

#15189592
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7039) - you deserved it (56295)

On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (4881)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

#15176511
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15194) - you deserved it (31909)

On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

#15172903
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23965) - you deserved it (8641)

On 03/02/2011 at 5:10am - work - by Ivan -

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

#15160394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35402) - you deserved it (2379)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

#15158351
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24048) - you deserved it (4526)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (6005)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (2413)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

#15130627
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (3129)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (6304)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

#15106533
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23013) - you deserved it (5132)

On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21444) - you deserved it (41768)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: