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Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 12:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 5:10am - work - by Ivan -
Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -
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