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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1995 (18 years)
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Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
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I agree, your life sucks (7323) - you deserved it (59044)

On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
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I agree, your life sucks (6624) - you deserved it (52330)

On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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