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ARudnicki
  • Town/Country : NY
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 June 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 53
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57102) - you deserved it (4333)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States



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