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ARKHAM88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ARKHAM88 : That is me on the right in the pic.

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (17977)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34838) - you deserved it (5602)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

#14320
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33941) - you deserved it (2165)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by klee (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML

#4051
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17846) - you deserved it (59738)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:04am - intimacy - by DDD - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6555) - you deserved it (24968)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

#1148
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7912) - you deserved it (33934)

On 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Holymoly - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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