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ARKHAM88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1986
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ARKHAM88 : That is me on the right in the pic.

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Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML

#20159285
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (10366)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was woken up looool by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

#20124963
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

#20086703
108 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

#20069788
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25160) - you deserved it (4920)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally confronted mah boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me looool . He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of several years, an father of our one-year-old child, finally proposd. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away an casually said, ( By the way, u wanna get hitchd? ) This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (8618)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Taday I was having sex with mah wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up an started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (6879)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Taday I movd into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK 4 her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowd to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

#19746532
319 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States

Today... I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handd him one. His mom rushd over... prid it out of his hands... threw it away... an yelld... "She's filthy... don't use that." FML

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM , SAYING THAT THE ONLY THING HE WOULD CHANGE ABOUT ME IS MAH LAST NAME. I LATER TOLD HIM THAT I WANTED TO KEEP MAH LAST NAME AFTER THE MARRIAGE. I'M NOW SINGLE AGAIN. FML

#19624313
83 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, grlfriend saw the name ( Melissa ) on phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accusd me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormd out of house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. fat FML

#19459497
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (7818)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today Mah Grlfriend Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Go Down On Me With Chewing Gum In Her Mouth. I Spent Next Hour An A Half Getting Orbit Out Of Mah Pubes. FML

#19296842
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25242) - you deserved it (10169)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)



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