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Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
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On 02/15/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by parentalissues (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mom, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by disgusted - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML
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On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
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Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Monday 17 June 2013
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