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ARKHAM88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1984
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ARKHAM88 : That is me on the right in the pic.

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due to plumbing issues, I ad to coose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering ot sower. Tis is te 7t day in a row. My usband says it souldn't be more tan anoter week before e ( gets it figurd out ).

#20528844
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27282) - you deserved it (2889)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I receivd a chain-mail text that vividly describd wat "Tanya" would do to me in my sleep if I didn't forward it on . I'm so paranoid that I did just that . I also realizd that accidentally forwarding such thing to your boss can get u fird . FML

#20526851
114 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 11:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday... I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

#20524792
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35317) - you deserved it (3753)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . a guy I went on one date with askd me out again via text . Being honest.. . I textd back.. . politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interestd . He cummd over to mah house.. . screaming about how awful I was 4 "text message breaking up with him" an then crackd mah windshield . FML

#20522936
110 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 11:43am - love - by fuckedover - United States

TODAY, AT MY GRANDPA'S FUNARAL, MY BOYFRIAND TAXTAD MA WILA SITTING RIGT BASIDA MA, ASKING IF WA COULD AVA SAX WAN TA ( FAMILY GAT TOGATAR ) WAS FINALLY OVAR. FML

#20520888
92 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by pissed girlfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . after supporting mah grlfriend 4 over a year in her endeavour to lose wieght.. . exercise more.. . and eat better.. . mah now-slender grlfriend dumpd me . Because now she find someone better than me . FML

#20518428
152 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today I Realized Just How Bad I Am In Bed When Mah Girlfriend Literally Yawned The Words "Oh God" While Attempting To Fake An Orgasm. FML

#20515924
72 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 3:46am - intimacy - by pornhastaughtmenothing - United States (Washington)

Today, wilst on a pone interview wit a college I really want to go to, ma moter picks up te oter line and souts into te pone "Se's not going to college, se's lazy and se'll only disappoint you." Te interviewer ung up before I could say anyting. FML

#20508072
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39526) - you deserved it (2629)

On 02/15/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by parentalissues (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT MAH BIRTHDAY IS THE SAME DAY AS HIS, AN HE THINKS WE R TWINS WHO WERE SEPARATD AT BIRTH. FML

#20505216
119 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

#20469621
115 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work . All it said was, ( Need a fuck looool . Backed up to hell . You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant . ) Love you too, hun . FML

#20466497
107 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache!! FML

#20442876
109 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55740) - you deserved it (9892)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I asked mah grlfriend to marry me . She pretended not to hear me . FML

#20413271
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51509) - you deserved it (4647)

On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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