Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ANSNIMS's page activity

Visits<b>AnonymousKrew</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 12:45am<b>DaEpicTaco</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 3:08am<b>Mahak1099</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 8:54pm<b>chloe24601</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:59am<b>rashdog</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:10pm<b>hooAhhh</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:41am<b>alexwagner21</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:25am<b>blurrr8</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:08am<b>GavinoFreedom</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:30pm<b>Qualm</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 7:07am<b>vrossie_</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:25am<b>moliknz</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 11:51pm<b>Sedgefrost</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 5:06pm<b>Britney_Rushton</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:05am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 7:03am<b>Tari</b> - the 12/26/2013 at 1:00am<b>Consequences</b> - the 01/29/2010 at 2:38pm<b>snoosnoo</b> - the 01/29/2010 at 6:58am

Fucked!<b>Mahak1099</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 2:54am

ANSNIMS's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of ANSNIMS's badges

ANSNIMS's favorite FMLs

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12282) - you deserved it (55773)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29638) - you deserved it (4210)

On 01/28/2010 at 10:32pm - love - by oregongrl1991 - Sent from mobile version

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: