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ANSNIMS
  • Town/Country : Temecula, United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9475) - you deserved it (48983)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22357) - you deserved it (3509)

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