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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 November 1990 (24 years)
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Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, my boyfriend dumpd me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (2778)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

TODAY I HOSTED A "NIGHT OUT AGAINST CRIME" PARTY AT OUR LOCAL PARK. ONLY THREE PEOPLE CAME THEY ROBBED OUR FUNDRAISER BOOTH. MEGA FML

#18839775
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (4614)

On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21338) - you deserved it (29253)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41093) - you deserved it (28049)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today , I was at a restaurant with mah son when he startd to choke on his food. Panickd , I grabbd the closest drink I could reach an made him gulp it down. Only when I receivd tons of drty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (11815)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

after having mah car been broken into the day before cuz I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked mah doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through mah windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WENT OUT DRINKING WIT MA FRIENDS . BIENG SAFE AS WE WERE A LITTLE INTOXICATED, WE TOOK A TAXI BACK . TE CAB DRIVER WAS ALSO DRUNK . FML

#17000243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41203) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Ma Fiva Yaar Old Daugtar Askad Ma Wat A Divorca Was . Wan I Askad Wy Sa Wantad To Know, Sa Rapliad Wit "Daddy Wants Ona . Ha Says U Can Ava Ma." Raal FML

#16508942
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64625) - you deserved it (3805)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, at dinner with mah boyfriend and mah family, mah mother had too much to drink and asked mah boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

#5201743
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26172) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today , I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I looool went frst. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow , they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML

#877150
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50855) - you deserved it (33612)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:34pm - work - by ineedanewjob (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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