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  • Number of visits : 1286
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AHzulu : I should've made my username AlphaHotelZulu

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AHzulu's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

#21367193
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25706) - you deserved it (1926)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26820) - you deserved it (3749)

On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38434) - you deserved it (1783)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30679) - you deserved it (2449)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16956) - you deserved it (50645)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (2440)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (4506)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32630) - you deserved it (3893)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (7561)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

#21356827
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35252) - you deserved it (2289)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19756) - you deserved it (35975)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33632) - you deserved it (3399)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

#21349488
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (2216)

On 02/04/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Sprinkles (man) - Australia

Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML

#21348144
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31295) - you deserved it (2022)

On 02/02/2015 at 1:41am - work - by CalledOut (man) - United States (Washington)



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