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About AHopelessDeath : well, hello...my name is Hope...hence the username..i also use my username on fml as my xbox live gamertag, although i am without live at the moment :'[...so i obviously enjoy video games (and not the lame girlie ones, i like fps's, racing games...some rpg's) i am a musician, i play the bass guitar...though i can play most anything i pick up, and have...im on here pretty regularly on the celly-telle...just to fill random gaps i may have during the days...or when i cant sleep...which, like now as i write this, is always...i cuss like a sailor, an most people hate it or cant handle it..but i do love curse words i must say..i love tattoos and piercings, i have a few myself, and it will soon be many more, of both..i used to have more piercings, but i need to get them redone..so yeah..i dunno what else to put...message me if yad like...i will reply.....eventually :P
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Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me and when I asked why we never hung out he admitted that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Friday 5 February 2016