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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1883
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AHopelessDeath : well, hello...my name is Hope...hence the username..i also use my username on fml as my xbox live gamertag, although i am without live at the moment :'[...so i obviously enjoy video games (and not the lame girlie ones, i like fps's, racing games...some rpg's) i am a musician, i play the bass guitar...though i can play most anything i pick up, and have...im on here pretty regularly on the celly-telle...just to fill random gaps i may have during the days...or when i cant sleep...which, like now as i write this, is always...i cuss like a sailor, an most people hate it or cant handle it..but i do love curse words i must say..i love tattoos and piercings, i have a few myself, and it will soon be many more, of both..i used to have more piercings, but i need to get them redone..so yeah..i dunno what else to put...message me if yad like...i will reply.....eventually :P

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Visits<b>jimbob123456</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 11:50pm<b>doctorlemons</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 4:16pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 11:36am<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 1:43pm<b>poncho55</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 3:25pm<b>lisaint</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 2:36pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 6:44pm<b>Anarchy66</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 2:12pm<b>divinitas</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 4:55am<b>ashleigh_lebomb</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 11:26pm<b>wastedpenguin</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 3:09pm<b>Internetdude</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 1:20pm<b>sleepRX</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 9:06am<b>Robot300</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 11:55pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 4:50pm<b>PalestinianPride</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 2:36am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 4:00pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 10:49pm

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AHopelessDeath's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

#21121715
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35651) - you deserved it (2704)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

#21118282
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35507) - you deserved it (4653)

On 04/20/2014 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - Slovenia (Domzale Commune)

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

#21118108
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42018) - you deserved it (7771)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

#21118067
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37383) - you deserved it (3942)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:21pm - misc - by Not-pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48983) - you deserved it (3926)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43313) - you deserved it (3139)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38426) - you deserved it (4478)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

#21117292
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39741) - you deserved it (4447)

On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

#21117173
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41839) - you deserved it (3238)

On 04/19/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by reb (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

#21113897
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38021) - you deserved it (3763)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

#21113787
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44321) - you deserved it (5372)

On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

#21113687
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53881) - you deserved it (7160)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me and when I asked why we never hung out he admitted that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

#21113585
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46392) - you deserved it (3282)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:01am - love - by cricha4208 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50456) - you deserved it (4211)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)



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