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Today... my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny... watched a porno an masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I hered the hoots an laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27082) - you deserved it (47332)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally got a chance to try out mah vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until mah friend gave me the vibrator 4 mah brthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70989) - you deserved it (13550)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote ( Cool picture ) on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on looool to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- ( Who the fuck are you? ).

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On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Yesterday, I went 4 a jog in mah neighborhood. While I was running I passed mah grlfriend's parents who were out 4 a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shrt that friends gave me as a joke. It said ( Blow me, bitch. It's mah b-day. ) FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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