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AGhost5445

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AGhost5445

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2226
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AGhost5445 : F*ck it :)

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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AGhost5445's favorite FMLs

Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

#20039608
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (3695)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

#20022923
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24155) - you deserved it (4119)

On 08/15/2012 at 5:14pm - misc - by ShowerStar (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26458) - you deserved it (8550)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

#20011677
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7697) - you deserved it (51751)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

#19642292
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (3343)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384381) - you deserved it (44117)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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