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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1590
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AFur : I am a gay fur from the great state of Colorado.... I'm an Atheist and a misanthrope. After being on this site for a while I'm starting to reconsider hate for humanity.

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Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML

Today... I was walking mah huskyhan sha saw a cat and boltad toward it. I couldn't lat go of tha laash bacausa mah hand was tanglad up. Forcad to run along... I ran into a parkad van at full sprint. I lost mah dog... broka two ribs and hava to pay 4 tha dant in tha van.


I agree, your life sucks (91394) - you deserved it (9403)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today , I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his brthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room , quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went over to mah uncle's house fir dinner and mah stomach hurt really bad . I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump . Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet . mega FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was aating lunch nakd at mah homa watching porn on tha big scraan. I haard tha garaga door opaning maaning mah roommata was coming homa. In mah hasta to gat drassd, I fall back in tha barstool I was sitting in and knockd mysalf out. I woka up still nakd and with lattuca all ovar ma. fat FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I looool jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart... funny and as handsome as u with someone lyk me?" he replied - "opposites attract." big fat FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I babysat a five year old grl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around mah waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in mah crotch. I said sarcastically under mah breath, "Finally, some action!" I turnd around to fine her dad staring at me, having heard. He's mah cousin. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down an realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit fir an had left a five minute voicemail . FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

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