About AFur : I am a gay fur from the great state of Colorado.... I'm an Atheist and a misanthrope. After being on this site for a while I'm starting to reconsider hate for humanity.
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by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 12:47am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:25pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by thatsucks4u / 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
by jcheer113 / 05/17/2010 at 12:10am / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
by smellsgood / 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by holycow / 02/22/2010 at 4:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
by sexyfail / 01/26/2010 at 3:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,…
- Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can… Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the… Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to…