About AFur : I am a gay fur from the great state of Colorado.... I'm an Atheist and a misanthrope. After being on this site for a while I'm starting to reconsider hate for humanity.
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by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
by yoggabe / 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm / Mexico (Tabasco) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Kids
by XxEmoWolfiexX / 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
by jessye1182 / 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
by AndyAnonymous / 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Pimpleeater / 12/20/2011 at 2:45am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:23am / United States / Work