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AFlora
  • Town/Country : E, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1117
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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (77110)

On 03/31/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Alex (man) - United States (Illinois)



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