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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1180
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AFlora : I Am Entourage.
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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (83444)

On 03/31/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Alex (man) - United States (Illinois)



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