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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1190
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About AFlora : I Am Entourage.
hug it outt, bitch.

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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