About AFaye3964 : Hello im Ashley. I'm 19yrs young.. I'm engaged 💎My goal is too get atleast one of my FML stories posted :D I also have a 2yr old step son, which i love very much! My daughters name Is Ava💚, I dont have a Kik or a Snapchat or a whatapp so dont ask.. i do have a fb tho, Wanna talk? Just message me.. Im pretty laid back, im also quit shy, Just so y'all know..
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Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love
by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by AnonymousAmber / 10/31/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by peanutprobs / 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
by MouserMan / 10/22/2014 at 10:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2014 at 11:42am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
- Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to… Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother… Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin.…