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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1128
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About AFaye3964 : Hello im Ashley. im 19yrs young.. Im engaged 💎My goal is too get atleast one of my FML stories posted :D I also have a 2yr old step son, which i love very much! My daughters name Is Ava Janet, Shes 1 month old💞. I dont have a Kik or a Snapchat or a whatapp so dont ask.. i do have a fb tho, Wanna talk? Just message me.. Im pretty laid back, im also quit shy, Just so y'all know..

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AFaye3964's favorite FMLs

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML


I agree, your life sucks (13425) - you deserved it (849)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 10:47am - animals - by MouserMan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


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On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML


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On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29914) - you deserved it (3792)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML


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On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by 19collegestudentandpregant - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML


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On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

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