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AFaye3964

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AFaye3964

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3332
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About AFaye3964 : Hello im Ashley. I'm 19yrs young.. I'm engaged 💎My goal is too get atleast one of my FML stories posted :D I also have a 2yr old step son, which i love very much! My daughters name Is Ava💚, I dont have a Kik or a Snapchat or a whatapp so dont ask.. i do have a fb tho, Wanna talk? Just message me.. Im pretty laid back, im also quit shy, Just so y'all know..

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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AFaye3964's favorite FMLs

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

#21297662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (3578)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML

#21290277
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (4910)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:09am - kids - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35061) - you deserved it (4734)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

#21289249
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31086) - you deserved it (2625)

On 10/31/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by AnonymousAmber - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

#21289188
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm - health - by peanutprobs - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

#21288806
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36157) - you deserved it (3824)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

#21287659
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32846) - you deserved it (4323)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35031) - you deserved it (2762)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36421) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

#21283044
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (3678)

On 10/22/2014 at 10:47am - animals - by MouserMan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36488) - you deserved it (4790)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

#21279374
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41157) - you deserved it (5629)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36732) - you deserved it (3576)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45520) - you deserved it (2953)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)



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