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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ADayToPierceTheV : I like turtles.

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Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (4005)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49170) - you deserved it (4609)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (14693)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43960) - you deserved it (2960)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML

#17219052
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27945) - you deserved it (2012)

On 07/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by coffee girl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51034) - you deserved it (5593)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39632) - you deserved it (10777)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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