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  • Town/Country : Morgantown, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5262
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ADC_Lover_2011 : Graduate Student
- Masters of Public Administration (In Progress)
- Certificate in Non-Profit Management

College Grad
- Major Political Science
- Minor Business Administration

Aspiring Attorney
- Work in Contract Law and/or Insurance Law and/or Animal Rights Law
-Plan on doing a hefty amount of Pro Bono Publico work

Romantic at Heart
- Chivalry isn't dead
- Holding Doors, Paying for the date, Flowers and chocolate (old school romantic)

Music Aficionado
- Plays: Sax and Tuba
- Learning: Guitar and Piano
- Listens to everything except most rap and most metal

Bilingual
- English
- Latin
• Next to Learn
- Italian
- Portuguese
- French

TV
- The Big Bang Theory
- Supernatural
- 2 and a Half Men
- X-Files
- King of the Nerds
- Bones
- Psych
- Eureka
- Firefly
- Family Guy
- Star Trek (All Series)
- House
- Mythbusters
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Knight Rider (1982 Series)

*Lover of all things Marvel Related
*Lover of all things Star Wars Related
*Lover of all things Star Trek Related

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ADC_Lover_2011's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

#21032937
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49964) - you deserved it (5490)

On 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm - misc - by fail (man) - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

#21032373
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46391) - you deserved it (6668)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

#21028949
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63993) - you deserved it (5690)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

#21027732
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57873) - you deserved it (5699)

On 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

#21026614
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57171) - you deserved it (12257)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

#21025234
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60067) - you deserved it (6004)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

#21019316
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52562) - you deserved it (18702)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67732) - you deserved it (7909)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

#21014440
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41172) - you deserved it (18137)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

#21014175
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46563) - you deserved it (4600)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

#21011655
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39932) - you deserved it (22375)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

#21011563
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43136) - you deserved it (3643)

On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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