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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ACTriple3 : I'm 16 and I live in Blanchard, Oklahoma! Medium height (5'8") and very light-weight (110 lbs). I'm in tenth grade and.... That's about it! Any Questions? Just ask!

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Today... I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML


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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.


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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Tadayhile mah mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive . As soon as I got back in the car, mah mom pulled looool up 2 parking spaces away from me . She didn't notice me bend down to hide.. . until I accidentally hit the horn in the process .


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On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murderd my great-grandfather. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... a friand convincad ma that looool I should throw a big party and invita avaryona to coma. Aftar fixing a ton of party food... I sat around and waitad fir my guasts to arriva. No ona did. FML


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On 11/21/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by tealsoda (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I Went To Withdraw 200 Dollars. At The ATM... I Noticd A Suspicious Man Standing Really Close To Me. I Was Nervous About Entering Mah Pin Number... And Worrying He Was Looking At Mah Account Information. In Mah Panic... I Got All The Way Home Before Realizing That I Left The Cash In The Machine. Fat FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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