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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8163
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ABbaby : I'm pretty cool at making friends, like to talk, lovee laughing, chill, and just be me. I live in Hollywood, Florida let me know if you wanna talk sometime.

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Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10135) - you deserved it (77820)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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361 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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362 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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245 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

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266 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50013) - you deserved it (11568)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

#16234467
169 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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317 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

#15525261
89 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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