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ABbaby
  • Town/Country : Hollywood, Florida, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2672
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ABbaby : I'm pretty cool at making friends, like to talk, lovee laughing, chill, and just be me. I live in Hollywood, Florida hit me up if you wanna talk sometime.

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Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19658) - you deserved it (7131)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (15944) - you deserved it (1503)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601 (335)

I agree, your life sucks (33726) - you deserved it (5535)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26293) - you deserved it (3152)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her... Thanks dad. FML

#17709124 (599)

I agree, your life sucks (10212) - you deserved it (118359)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (11233) - you deserved it (35351)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947 (441)

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (3600)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32868) - you deserved it (9561)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945 (374)

I agree, your life sucks (40810) - you deserved it (7207)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905 (431)

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (13009) - you deserved it (854)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043 (441)

I agree, your life sucks (20462) - you deserved it (59905)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969 (542)

I agree, your life sucks (85392) - you deserved it (4085)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)