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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1805
  • Number of comments : 875
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (7442)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29359) - you deserved it (3396)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:07am - health - by missbutthole - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20705) - you deserved it (9723)

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