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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53694) - you deserved it (2667)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (2102)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26849) - you deserved it (1845)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)



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