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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8962
  • Number of comments : 386
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About A07 : Gym, Food, Books, Music, and Badge Hunting. Ready for the next big thing.

Why not we skip the awkwardness and be friends instead?
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(inspirational quotes below)
"I am Groot"
- Groot (Tree thingy).

"Hey, I'd like to order a large pizza"
- Me.

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A07's favorite FMLs

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, I finally finished restoring a car after working on it for 6 months, so I took it out for a drive. On the way back, I stopped at a red light, but the drunk driver behind me didn't. FML

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML


Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (4639)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into labor. They never finished cutting it. FML


Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34510) - you deserved it (8201)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34828) - you deserved it (3403)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:39pm - love - by cakestar9 (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39261) - you deserved it (12502)

On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55037) - you deserved it (4630)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47094) - you deserved it (5651)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML


I agree, your life sucks (38242) - you deserved it (5611)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, a lady who works for my husband confided in me that they've been sleeping with each other and now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife. FML

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41844) - you deserved it (5224)

On 02/17/2014 at 9:13pm - misc - by Sarri (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19355) - you deserved it (42351)

On 02/17/2014 at 8:57pm - health - by Tomb Raider Wannabe (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57856) - you deserved it (8503)

On 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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