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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 August 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1805
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 9lashes : hi! my name is Jesse i like chatting and love seeing Pleonasm comments. i like swimming, listening to music, playing guitar and more! if ya want to find out what just message me (: oh and IRON MAN IS THE BEST SUPERHERO!! xD

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9lashes's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

by onehundredpercenteffed / 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

by FedExMan / 08/11/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML

by TextLoser / 08/05/2009 at 9:37am / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

by WearingOff / 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my immature dad said I am a girl not a woman, so my witty response was ''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

by bookworm94 / 07/27/2009 at 12:10am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

by thathurt / 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous