does anyone here care?.....no.
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
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On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, a car floated slowly into my lane from the left with no signal. She gazed at the right turn like it was going to kiss her. "What the FUCK, lady?" I shouted, slamming on my brakes. Two seconds later I hear a tiny voice in my back seat, "What fut, YADY?!" My 22 month old son's first full sentence. FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 1:30am - kids - by ObeyTheFist (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)
Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of thing. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML
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On 06/14/2009 at 11:54am - intimacy - by Bes (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
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On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)
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