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956TXking
  • Town/Country : Mcallen TX, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1975
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (2424)

On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML

#12547151 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (29674) - you deserved it (2373)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:40pm - intimacy - by Anthony - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (15098) - you deserved it (20738)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (40513) - you deserved it (6067)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

#12187876 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (26775) - you deserved it (9735)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something to her kids." FML

#12114881 (381)

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (2751)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:34am - intimacy - by draegoncode - Sent from mobile version

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

#12114157 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (18388) - you deserved it (8598)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (34003) - you deserved it (2930)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

#12110057 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (21815) - you deserved it (6926)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

#12108536 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (18999) - you deserved it (7280)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by animelover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (23429) - you deserved it (4040)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

#12090028 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (24445) - you deserved it (1973)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (12073) - you deserved it (17145)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

#12077771 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (23722) - you deserved it (4451)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by luvlessbootycall (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (38226) - you deserved it (4056)

On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)