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Today , mah girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However , she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in mah arm after I tripped in shock an she ran me over. FML

#20173269
71 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Ex-grlfriend Was Supposed To Pick Up Her Things . I Decided To Take A Nap . Thrty Minutes Later, I Woke Up With Two Police Officers Hammering On Mah Door . They'd Come To Get Mah Ex-grlfriend's Things An Said They Were "watching Me." That's The Last Time I Date A Cop's Daughter . FML

#20170390
72 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
137 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from daughter after he grabbd her an startd shoving her around. I complaind to his mother, only to have her shout, ( mind yur fucking business ) an say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

#20168309
189 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm - kids - by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, WAS THE DAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I TRIED TO 69 FOR THE FIRST TIME!! TODAY IS ALSO THE DAY I LEARNED THAT I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF MAINTAINING AN ERECTION AFTER SOMEONE FARTS IN MY FACE!! FML

#20163281
218 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received mah first ever hand-job!! It would have been great if she didn't wipe it acros mah facehen I had finished and storm out of the room!! mega FML

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my looool future wife's. We want to have the same last name... and we chose hers because she is an only child...hile I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me ( pussyhipped )hile the other half won't speak to me. FML

#20150778
168 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woka up with a wax strip on mah chast and mah girlfriand sitting naxt to ma on tha bad laughing. Sha pullad tha strip. I scraamad. fat FML

#20149912
93 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I finally lost virginity to boyfriend. It hurt like hell , was over in less than a minute , an he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
176 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , I went down on mah girlfriend 4 the first time. I thought it was all going really well , until I looked up a minute or two in , only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words , "You really r an idiot , aren't you?" FML

#20144510
136 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY I FOUND OUT THAT MY DAUGHTER HAS A HIT LIST. THERE R OVER THRTY NAMES ON THERE. MY NAME IS ON IT AS WELL. FML

#20135128
125 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I askd my little sister ow scool was. Se burst into a temper tantrum and screamd at me to fuck off. Se's eigt. FML

#20132869
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22688) - you deserved it (2172)

On 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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