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94yhy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

#18106898
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11521) - you deserved it (29355)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

#18066351
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32049) - you deserved it (3336)

On 10/24/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by soldiergirl - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34713) - you deserved it (24674)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

#17938205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13284) - you deserved it (25110)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML

#17867072
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23668) - you deserved it (3239)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53283) - you deserved it (6358)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (4707)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11108) - you deserved it (48966)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27555) - you deserved it (5957)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

#17506139
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31768) - you deserved it (8230)

On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29049) - you deserved it (6634)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29049) - you deserved it (6634)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32487) - you deserved it (5425)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41441) - you deserved it (13708)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States



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