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Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

#18666751
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (2410)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44597) - you deserved it (2367)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

#18624537
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (2692)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

#18623921
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25172) - you deserved it (2829)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

#18620963
80 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by maddie - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7984) - you deserved it (35192)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
165 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

#18456086
179 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
144 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31299) - you deserved it (4790)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42048) - you deserved it (8085)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (3565)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

#18130985
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45707) - you deserved it (4436)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm - health - by stitchesupmyass (woman) - United States (Washington)



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