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Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (277784) - you deserved it (17724)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out mah girlfriend of 5 yeres cheated on me!! When confronted she told me, ( I looool didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating!! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83526) - you deserved it (4977)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:50am - intimacy - by amiadori (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I dacidd to surprisa mah boyfriand at his collaga and whan I walkd into tha dorm ha was lying in his bd with anothar girl . Whan ha saw ma ha simply said.. . "April Fool's!" It's March 19th . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (144521) - you deserved it (9060)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today the grl whom I have lovd 4 4 years told me that she lovd me too an would lyk to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (1966)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)



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