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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44965) - you deserved it (6761)
On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44965) - you deserved it (6761)
On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44965) - you deserved it (6761)
On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44965) - you deserved it (6761)
On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)
Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
I agree, your life sucks (29716) - you deserved it (2736)
On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10320) - you deserved it (48180)
On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38759) - you deserved it (468)
Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
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