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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
89_Sparkly's favorite FMLs
by box bulge / 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm / China / Health
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML
by f_ck_U / 09/21/2011 at 2:47am / China (Zhejiang) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Scott / 09/15/2011 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by squeak / 09/12/2011 at 9:52am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
by why?! / 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by thefrightening1 / 09/05/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
by WhatTheFaf / 09/01/2011 at 10:40am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
by shocked / 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Intimacy
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…