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Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

#18606973
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13751) - you deserved it (25845)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by John Nani (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (4227) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (2546)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48802) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband askd ma if I was raally pragnant or if I was just smuggling chaasaburgars. I'm now rafarrd to as "tha hamburglar." I'm only 5 months pragnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out mah boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice mah age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (3616)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (11653)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE SUDDENLY PULLS OUT AND SAYS , "PULL PENIS." SO I PULLD HIS PENIS AND HE FARTD. THEN HE STARTD DOING IT AGAIN. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36527) - you deserved it (6908)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in mah car doing paperwork around 2 am. When mah supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on mah window, wereing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad mah window was closed. fat FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14673) - you deserved it (31337)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (45432)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (45432)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (45432)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (32531)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved



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