Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

8313girl

Offline (14 hours ago) | Search for a member

8313girl

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 July 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2362
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

8313girl's page activity

Visits<b>robertd73</b> - yesterday at 12:21am<b>viaaaaaa</b> - yesterday at 4:31pm<b>GoodOptions</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 1:55pm<b>cohenb93</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:59am<b>epictoesocks</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:08am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 1:15pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 12:42pm<b>Daring_dancer</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 1:26am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:52pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:41pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 11:10pm<b>MissSpecialEd</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 6:02am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 3:28pm<b>ROMAD</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 12:47pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 11:17am<b>steeler088</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:49pm<b>Treken</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 7:42pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:49pm

8313girl's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of 8313girl's badges

8313girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31832) - you deserved it (3378)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

#21335978
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25751) - you deserved it (1822)

On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

#21329473
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29072) - you deserved it (8586)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31771) - you deserved it (4151)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32669) - you deserved it (2463)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27405) - you deserved it (4628)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (5712)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

#21312961
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21207) - you deserved it (33950)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45453) - you deserved it (11763)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

#21283044
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (3669)

On 10/22/2014 at 10:47am - animals - by MouserMan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I offered "Girls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. FML

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (5764)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #11
  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

Wednesday 28 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: