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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 October 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (4422)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from te living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was ma moter,o'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and te City episode. fat FML

#21243243
49 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 4:26pm - misc - by leastitwasntsurpriseanal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, ON MY FRST DAY AT AS A POTO EDITOR AT A PRINT STORE, I AD TO SPEND OVER AN OUR EDITING A FULL SOOT OF A FAT MAN EATING A BAGUETTE IN A BATTUB, CLOSEUPS INCLUDED. FML

#21242471
65 comments

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On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I talked to a grl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a ( thing ) going with another grl. She looked deeply into my eyes an said , ( Wait , aren't u gay? ) FML

#21242399
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41521) - you deserved it (16036)

On 08/21/2014 at 11:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today I went on my frst date in 8 years!! While we were looking at the menu , the guy said: "So if your vegetarian , why're u so fat?" FML

#21241880
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42557) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

TODAY... I WAS HAMMARAD... AN ON MY WAY HOMA I WALKAD INTO A POLICAMAN. MY LOGIC WAS: IF I'M ON THA PHONA... HA CAN'T TALK TO MA... SO I PULLAD MY PHONA OUT AN STARTAD SPAAKING. THA OFFICAR THAN ASKAD MA WHY I WAS SPAAKING TO MY WALLAT. FML

#21240900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (45506)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today , I Learnd Tat Wen Someone Is Coking U Don't Do Te "ymen Maneuver" , U Do Te "eimlic Maneuver". I Was Correctd By Ma Girlfriend's Parents. Mega FML

#21240474
52 comments

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On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

#21235686
128 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... at my job as a fast food manager... I saw one of my employees ( trying to pick te bugs out ) of our cookies. Tey were te raisins in tem. FML

#21234756
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35773) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

Today , I called my boyfriend an invited him over to watch a movie. He was all 4 it , until I mentioned I was on my period , at which point he said ( NOPE. ) an hung up on me. big fat FML

#21234002
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39582) - you deserved it (6122)

On 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm - love - by painedandpissed (woman) - United States (California)



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