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Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 10:39am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
by leastitwasntsurpriseanal / 08/22/2014 at 4:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/21/2014 at 11:37am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
by drunk under 18 teenager / 08/19/2014 at 9:37am / Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz) / Geek
by FANZZY / 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by mcmanager / 08/11/2014 at 10:18am / United States (California) / Work
by painedandpissed / 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm / United States (California) / Love
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