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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About 808Boyo : I'm from Hawaii. That should say enough...

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808Boyo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24217) - you deserved it (2650)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8773) - you deserved it (25454)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

#19007190
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (2035)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

Today, I got stuck for a while in a hallway between two security doors due to a malfunction. I'm not claustrophobic, but I sure am sensitive to horrifying smells coming from a nearby bathroom stall. FML

#18906586
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19557) - you deserved it (1822)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:50am - work - by replik - Russian Federation

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21960) - you deserved it (2130)

On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43245) - you deserved it (4707)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27999) - you deserved it (3425)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39304) - you deserved it (5522)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39304) - you deserved it (5522)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (8734)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved



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