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712sash

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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2409
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 712sash : Love is trash, bitches need cash. - Gandhi

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PSN - Sash712

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712sash's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

#21512109
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (3567)

On 01/06/2016 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonycock (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I called the HR department of a big company, inquiring about a vacancy for a website designer. Boy, do they need one; there are dead links, malware warnings, and a layout from the '90s, but no info at all about recruitment. The lady just angrily referred me to the website and hung up. FML

#21506512
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (1552)

On 12/22/2015 at 8:08am - work - by vicious circle (man) - Sint Maarten (Dutch part)

Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML

#21506292
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17787) - you deserved it (1660)

On 12/21/2015 at 4:50pm - misc - by letstradefamilies - United States (California)

Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML

Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML

#21506142
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (1814)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:45am - kids - by BadLuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

#21504603
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18886) - you deserved it (7057)

On 12/16/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by phone-less - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

#21503215
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (3197)

On 12/13/2015 at 6:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (2324)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no because she doesn't want to be tied down for the rest of her life. We already have 3 children, a mortgage, and joint bank accounts. How much more tied down could we possibly get? FML

#21501461
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (2627)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:21pm - love - by Nile (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

#21501460
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (2451)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm - love - by alexa (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25494) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML

#21501232
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21592) - you deserved it (1861)

On 12/07/2015 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my phone fell down the toilet while flushing, good news is that it had a waterproof case, bad news is that I don't know where it went. FML

#21500400
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20309) - you deserved it (3039)

On 12/05/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by OneOnJuanAction - United States

Today, through a mutual friend I met with a girl from Netherlands for dinner. At some point, she told me I have an Antillean accent, referring to the Dutch Antilles. I was born and raised nowhere near those islands, but my former boyfriend of 5 years is Antillean. Now I have his accent. FML

#21499888
6 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (2277)

On 12/04/2015 at 12:41am - misc - by notfromanisland -

Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML

#21499350
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20726) - you deserved it (2192)

On 12/02/2015 at 3:45pm - love - by shotdown (woman) - United States (California)



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