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702MotoChick
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 191
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About 702MotoChick : I race motocross and have a kx 125. I'm #77 and I've been racing for little over than a year. I can be very mellow or angry. Hopefully you find me in a mellow mood.

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Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68088) - you deserved it (3296)

On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by fmylifebadddd (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34670) - you deserved it (11784)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

#1067181 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (51371)

On 04/17/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by grampsisgay (woman) - United States (Texas)



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