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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About 6u174r_d00d : Hi I'm Joseph, and stuff..

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Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11143) - you deserved it (39702)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30878) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

#17431204
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35029) - you deserved it (5201)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27001) - you deserved it (6238)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

#1712833
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31770) - you deserved it (137428)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

#1653487
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45732) - you deserved it (3360)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)



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