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Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32927) - you deserved it (4513)

On 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by back to cock-hunting (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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