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About 5p1cy_T4c0z : Nobody likes a soggy taco. It cannot be denied.

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Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (12482)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

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On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland



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